Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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