there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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