Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I am one with the molecules
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I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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