I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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