your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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