Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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