when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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