the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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