his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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