She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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