I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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