Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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