We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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