Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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