So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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