She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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