By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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