From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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