there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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