How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you would pick up someone in the library
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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