Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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