I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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