I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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