Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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