i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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