just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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