69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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