I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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