Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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