If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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