he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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