I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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