A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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