i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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