Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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