I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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