explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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