They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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