...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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