so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Dear god my vagina.
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