i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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