I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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