Dual....:-)
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
im six kinds of drunk right now
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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