I love black thongs
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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