my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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