I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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