I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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