This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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