so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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