Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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